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She’s BACK! Rachel “the last race bender” Doležal is dropping a new book. We’ve decided to give it a title.

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As you know Rachel “who shall not be named” the last race bender wrote a book about her Blackity Black transracial experience called In Full Color: Finding My Place in a Black and White World (affiliate link because I need money). In case you don’t remember who she is, she is the #FFFFF (White) woman who pretended to be Black and was caught lying about everythang after saying a NAACP office was vandalized. Watch the video where she gets busted below.

Black men I blame y’all for this Black enough hotep wet dream. You made her. You protected her. You gave her to us. Like a mystery rash she keeps on coming back and now we’re stuck dealing with her. Sigh!

Let me revel in my brilliance for a minute. I, Negrodamus (thanks Dave Chappelle) told you on June 15, 2015 Rachel would get a book deal when I said, “Eventually, she will get a movie deal. It will probably be on Life Time because they live for this kind of thing. She will have a book a book deal and go on a lucrative speaking tour detailing her life as a strong strugglin Black woman. It will be all for the White gaze, of course, while actual Black women like me are ignored. This ironically is the ultimate White privilege.” This time and it is hard for me to say this, I hate to be right.

That moment when the world hands you your White privilege card back

That moment when life hands you your White privilege card back

Anyways, in honor of her new book, In Full Color: Finding My Place in a Black and White World (affiliate link because I have student loans) dropping next year, we here at Bougie Black girl, by the power of Photoshop, have decided to edit the main title. Here are our suggestions in no particular order. Tell us what you think.

1. The New Miss Ann

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2. White Ice on Soul

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3. Ar’nt I a Black Woman


4. The Brownest Eye

5. Transracial

6. Black Like Me

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7. One Drop

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8. Passing Blackrdpass

9. Color Stuckrdcolor

10. Mayo to Melanated

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I hope you enjoyed this post as much as I did making it. Again, tell us what you think. The only limit you have is the one you have placed on yourself think and be limitless.

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3 comments

  1. ann 12 November, 2016 at 22:37 Reply

    No. 1 is LOL funny. This woman is becoming a rich by assuming bw’s culture.
    Will she share with bw some of her new-found fortune? That was a joke.
    Anyway, what can we do?

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