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Seven reasons why Black women shouldn’t listen to celebrity relationship gurus & why they all should kiss my ass

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Once again more pimp daddy negros are telling Black women what not to do. Dearest plank in your eye, please meet stick in my eye. They forgot that the people doing the raping, killing and abandoning the Black community has a penis just like them. Will they ever give men this advice? Hell no. That means that brothers have to stop blaming women and hold each other accountable. As we all know there is no money in that so that isn’t going to happen. They are financially banking on Black women’s insecurity and supposed miserable hoarding cat lady spinsterhood. Screw that. Here a list of reasons why you shouldn’t listen to these sexist Black hating woman ass online celebrity relationship gurus. Roll the tape.

  1. They have never been married; have no intention of being married or they have been in failed marriages. Yes marriage with an “s.”
  2. They are just not interested in you but will gladly take your money. Some don’t and have stated they never will have Black women spouses. So why listen to them?
  3. Some have inmate numbers and have been arrested for domestic violence. Is that who you want to take advice from?
  4. Some have abandoned their previous spouses and children for their jump-offs. Enough said.
  5. They are known to have made misogynistic comments in the past while forgetting they are serial baby daddy litter makers. They got some nerve telling Black women what to do.
  6. Reciting lines, singing songs, telling jokes or pimping Jesus doesn’t make them a licensed professional counselor.
  7. They will always give you bad advice because (a) they don’t know what the hell they are talking about and (b) as long as you listen to their advice you will never find a suitable partner. That ensures them a returning customer.

I just saved you hundreds of dollars on books and seminars and triggering sexist oppressive Facebook memes. Stop listening to these internet jack leg fake love pimps. Love yourself first and love will find you. Drink wine. Enjoy singlehood, buy a battery operated friend and enjoy life. You are welcome.

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10 comments

  1. Eva 29 May, 2014 at 10:00 Reply

    When did Steve Harvey become a relationship expert? I thought he was on wife #3.

    You know why Stevie has become an “expert?” Because he’s a hustler. He used to be one of “The Original King’s of Comedy” but his TV show got canceled, so now he’s working the talk show/relationship circuit. Maybe later he’ll become something else. I don’t listen to him at all.

  2. Max 29 May, 2014 at 11:30 Reply

    What are the goal(s) of the BWE movement if I may ask?

    As for the article, you get what you pay for if you are listening to one who says to “think like a man”.
    Notice how many white women starred in the movie. *hint* *hint*

  3. Stephanie 29 May, 2014 at 13:20 Reply

    Black male relationship experts are capitalizing off fear, surely, but even more so, they capitalize off of stereotypes. They make “us” believe that it’s tough to find a “good” black man, when in fact it’s tough to begin or identify any relationship.

    Besides the advice that they give on finding a man, I am more irritated when they think it’s okay to give advice on how to be a good woman or how to be perceived that way. It’s usually some patriarchal garbage about how we should carry ourselves, behave, etc. Recently one gave advice about sexual relationships to women as though a woman having sex was putting herself at risk of not being taken seriously while missing the entire other side of the equation that these women are gaining bad reputations sleeping with men that they the experts don’t address!

  4. Shaylah 30 May, 2014 at 08:49 Reply

    My niece married a janitor. The first thing my parents were like janitors make good money. She is currently not working and she was married on the Steve Harvey. Well the husband did had the wedding paid for via Steve Harvey. The sorry movie coming out next month have at least 2 black men who hate black women. Black women, first seek therapy. We have been lied to well and so long we don’t know what truth looks like. Also take on a hobby and while your at also get a side job to help pay for it. June is 1 day away and that means less clothing but not naked (LOL)! and too many non-black men are out running keeping their minds and hot bodies in tip top shape. Love you and that confidence will radiate to where people will gather around you because your spirit is lifted and people want to be around other joyful people. Didn’t mean to get off topic. It is too many men and black women have waaaaay too many options to settle.

  5. Sarah 2 February, 2015 at 18:13 Reply

    If you watch the video for shit Steve Harvey says, he is the epidomy of a fucked ass fail. He is nothing. How you gonna call yourself a ‘relationship expert’ and have 3 baby mama’s on the side. Yeah I said it. Not wives, baby mamas. He and any other Blk male misogynist can kiss my Blk ass!!!!!

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