Bougie has two reasons to indulge in massive amounts of red wine today. First of all, Happy Cinco de Mayo (don’t drink and drive) and I am a new auntie.
Yes I would like to introduce you to the latest member of the Wutang clan. I have a new niece!! My niece is seven pounds, one ounce and 19 inches of major cuteness!! She is nameless but beautiful.
I am also proud today to have acquired the title of pageant auntie Toddlers & Tiaras style. I have it all mapped out. She will be a pageant princess and will participate in cotillions. She will attend either Harvard, Yale or my school. She will pledge AKA and will be the seventh Black President after her older cousins finish their terms!
Aim high folks and brain wash them while they’re young! Have an awesome day.